These are really good ones!! If you are a Dilbert fan,
you will definitely like them.
Ø Born free taxed to death.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø I say no to drugs they just don't listen
Ø A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
Ø When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
Ø Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Ø If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Ø It's not hard to meet expenses- they are everywhere.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
Ø In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
Ø If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Ø Beat the
Ø It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Ø Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Ø The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Ø Someday is not a day of the week.
Thanks to Ranjna for sharing!
Scott Adams is a genius!
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